Wednesday 18 April 2007

New race

I have just designed, for the purpose of forestalling an entire class of arguments, a new character race, the S'''''wat.

S''''''wat ships are built and designed exactly like human ships, and have exactly the same weapons and drives. They have the unique superpower that if any of their beam weapons so much as grazes a stationary non-manuevering target, it instantly disintegrates it. They are consequently impossible to defeat, and must be banned immediately.

If you feel you have well founded concerns about the efficacy of something in the system, ask yourself if it could defeat the S''''''wat. If it can't, it's probably less of a problem than you think it is.

1 comment:

Veni, Vidi, Futui said...

Salutate! Busy little boy this morning; weren't we! From the content I take it some of us have been going-on a tad too much for your comfort. Your pain grieves me. I shall endever to ease it in whatever way I can.